December 2011
I hate it when
I look fucking beautiful before i sleep
And when i wake up i look hella fucking horrible
When it starts to rain... →
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Me: “OMG! I Love rain!”
My mom: “The clothes!”
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What do you call a bunch of barbies standing in a row?
A BarbieQueue
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”





